Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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