So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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