Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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