just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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