Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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