Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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