at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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