I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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