your parents love me but you hate me
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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