i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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