I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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