Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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