Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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