Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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