So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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