Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
