But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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