Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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