doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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