dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
do nipples grow back?
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