On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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