North Korea, Best Korea!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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