Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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