it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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