Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
