Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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