I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
