i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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