no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Life without a bra equals bliss.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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