haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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