did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
