Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
