in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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