Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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