Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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