Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
No subtext here. People are naked.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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