Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Drake has all the answers
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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