Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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