I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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