He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
birth control should be required to get into college
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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