dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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