it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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