You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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