why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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