do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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