Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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