For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I currently don't understand fingers.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
