I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
