And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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