Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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