was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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