Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you had me at cake vodka
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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