she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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